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Road Rage

Turn signals are free. Patience is not.

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Left lane campers deserve a timeout and a strongly worded honk.

Left lane campers deserve a timeout and a strongly worded honk.

Driving the speed limit in the fast lane is a choice. A villain choice.

Driving the speed limit in the fast lane is a choice. A villain choice.

Traffic is just a group project where no one has read the instructions.

Traffic is just a group project where no one has read the instructions.

I'm a lovely person until the car in front forgets the gas pedal.

I'm a lovely person until the car in front forgets the gas pedal.

The GPS said 'recalculating' like it was judging my life choices.

The GPS said 'recalculating' like it was judging my life choices.

Missed my exit. Now I live in another state.

Missed my exit. Now I live in another state.

Parking across two spaces should come with a public apology tour.

Parking across two spaces should come with a public apology tour.

Found a parking spot. Celebrated like I won a championship.

Found a parking spot. Celebrated like I won a championship.

Behind a slow vehicle on a one lane road: a spiritual journey.

Behind a slow vehicle on a one lane road: a spiritual journey.

Traffic so slow I watched a whole season on my passenger's phone.

Traffic so slow I watched a whole season on my passenger's phone.

My car is a concert venue and a therapy room. Sometimes both.

My car is a concert venue and a therapy room. Sometimes both.

Road trip snacks gone in the first 15 minutes. Tradition.

Road trip snacks gone in the first 15 minutes. Tradition.

Light turned green. Car in front is meditating apparently.

Light turned green. Car in front is meditating apparently.

The horn is my second language.

The horn is my second language.

Drive-thru speaker: 'Can I take your order?' Me: shouting my life story.

Drive-thru speaker: 'Can I take your order?' Me: shouting my life story.

Merging is a trust exercise and I trust no one.

Merging is a trust exercise and I trust no one.

Roundabouts: where everyone forgets how roundabouts work.

Roundabouts: where everyone forgets how roundabouts work.

Turn signals are not a secret. Use them. Share them.

Turn signals are not a secret. Use them. Share them.