Ghosted and Left on Read memes

They didn't ghost me. They're just haunting someone else now.

Left on read so long the message got its own birthday.

Read at 2:14. It's 2:58. I've aged a decade.

Me checking if the message delivered for the 37th time.

They're 'busy' but posted three stories. Detective mode activated.

Active now but not replying. Choose your villain origin story.

Typed 'hey' and deleted it eleven times. Growth.

My texts go out like messages in a bottle.

Analyzing their last message like it's evidence in a mystery series.

Seen at 9:14 p.m. Investigation ongoing.

They didn't leave. They just went into airplane mode forever.

Ghosting is just a breakup with the volume off.

Waiting for a reply like it's a package with no tracking number.

Sent a message. Grew a beard. Still waiting.

Typed a paragraph. Got a 'k'. Character development.

Double texted. Triple texted. Wrote a novel. They read it.

Read receipts are a horror genre.

Me pretending I'm not checking if they've been online. I'm checking.