Analyzing their last message like it's evidence in a mystery series.

Seen at 9:14 p.m. Investigation ongoing.

Me pretending I'm not checking if they've been online. I'm checking.

Left on read so long the message got its own birthday.

They didn't ghost me. They're just haunting someone else now.

Read at 2:14. It's 2:58. I've aged a decade.

Me checking if the message delivered for the 37th time.