Sarcasm and Sass memes

Oh, you're right. Let me write that down in my book of things I don't care about.

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Sorry, my sarcasm setting is stuck on default.

Wow, that's so interesting. Please, tell me more never.

I'm not sassy. I'm just honest with extra seasoning.

Bold of you to assume I was listening.

Slow clap for that take. Really. Every clap is sarcastic.

Congrats on saying the thing nobody asked for.

Wow, you did the bare minimum. Here's a trophy.

Oh, a surprise meeting? My favorite. Truly.

Your opinion has been noted and filed under 'later never'.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm just prioritizing literally everything else.

I'd explain it to you, but I left my crayons at home.

Sure, I'll get right on that. Right after never.

Love when people tell me to calm down. Works every time. Said no one.

I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm right in high definition.

Take your time. I only have the rest of my life.

Fantastic idea. Let's do the opposite.