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Lazy Days

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My only plan today is to become one with this blanket.

My only plan today is to become one with this blanket.

Blanket burrito status: fully wrapped, zero regrets.

Blanket burrito status: fully wrapped, zero regrets.

Laid down for a minute. Woke up in a different season.

Laid down for a minute. Woke up in a different season.

I'm not lazy. I'm in energy-saving mode.

I'm not lazy. I'm in energy-saving mode.

The streaming service asked if I'm still watching. Rude, but fair.

The streaming service asked if I'm still watching. Rude, but fair.

Doomscrolled so long my screen time report needs therapy.

Doomscrolled so long my screen time report needs therapy.

Today's to-do list: nothing, and I'm ahead of schedule.

Today's to-do list: nothing, and I'm ahead of schedule.

Cancelled plans. Best date I've had with my couch all year.

Cancelled plans. Best date I've had with my couch all year.

Weekend plans: horizontal.

Weekend plans: horizontal.

I'm not ignoring the chores. I'm giving them space to grow.

I'm not ignoring the chores. I'm giving them space to grow.

Professional napper. Amateur at everything else.

Professional napper. Amateur at everything else.

Some people run marathons. I run out of motivation by 10 a.m.

Some people run marathons. I run out of motivation by 10 a.m.

Ordered food delivery for something in the next room. Peak efficiency.

Ordered food delivery for something in the next room. Peak efficiency.

Got up to get a snack. Called it a workout.

Got up to get a snack. Called it a workout.

Played one more round 47 times.

Played one more round 47 times.

Productivity level: thinking about doing laundry.

Productivity level: thinking about doing laundry.

Pajamas at 2 p.m. are a lifestyle choice.

Pajamas at 2 p.m. are a lifestyle choice.

My couch and I have a very committed relationship.

My couch and I have a very committed relationship.

Floating through life like a pool toy with no plans.

Floating through life like a pool toy with no plans.

Do not disturb mode: body, mind and phone.

Do not disturb mode: body, mind and phone.