I'm not lazy. I'm in energy-saving mode.

Cancelled plans. Best date I've had with my couch all year.

Today's to-do list: nothing, and I'm ahead of schedule.

I'm not ignoring the chores. I'm giving them space to grow.

Ordered food delivery for something in the next room. Peak efficiency.

Doomscrolled so long my screen time report needs therapy.

My only plan today is to become one with this blanket.