Anger and Rage

For when your blood pressure has more notifications than your phone.

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I'm not yelling. This is just my indoor voice with the volume slider maxed.

Took a deep breath and counted to ten. Ten got me even madder.

My patience has a loading bar and it's buffering forever.

Calm on the outside. Kettle at 212 degrees on the inside.

Rage-quit the conversation. Respawning tomorrow with better arguments.

Wrote a 900 word reply. Deleted it. Still counts as cardio.

Some people are a whole notification I didn't opt into.

I don't have anger issues. I have people issues with anger features.

The printer jammed on purpose. I can see it in its little blinking light.

My fuse isn't short. It's just been pre-lit by today.

Nothing tests my faith in humanity like a buffering wheel at 99%.

I asked for one thing. The universe sent a progress bar.

I'm fine. My face is just running a different operating system.

Woke up and chose violence. Then remembered I'm tired and chose snacks.

Unexpected item in the bagging area? Unexpected rage in the checkout lane.

Some days I'm sunshine. Today I'm a thunderstorm with a to-do list.

The vending machine kept my dollar. We are now enemies for life.

I count to ten now. Then I count to ten again in a meaner voice.