Petty Revenge memes | dirtyquote

I don't get mad. I get mildly inconvenient on purpose.

Left them on read for exactly as long as they left me. Balance restored.

Ate your leftovers. Washed the container. Put it back empty. Peace was never an option.

My revenge plan has a slideshow, a timeline and a soundtrack.

Changed the streaming password. Told no one. Watched the chaos from the group chat.

I'll forgive you. I just have a really good memory and a lot of free time.

Unfollowed, then followed again, so they get the notification twice.

Not saying I'm petty, but I keep receipts in a labeled folder.

Rearranged their spice rack alphabetically backwards. Let them feel something.

Petty? No. I'm detail oriented with a grudge.

Set the office clock five minutes fast. Watched chaos bloom.

Revenge is a dish best served with a smile and a perfectly timed reply.

You took the last cookie last week. I remember. I always remember.

Forgive and forget? I'm a forgive and keep a spreadsheet person.

Roommate won't do dishes. Thermostat set to sauna. Negotiations open.

My comeback arrived three days late, but it arrived in style.

Liked your old photo from four years ago. Just so you know I was there.

I don't start drama. I just send the receipts in high resolution.