Heartbreak and Exes

Healing era loading. Please do not text me from an unknown number.

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My ex was like a free trial. Fun for a week, then charging me emotionally.

Not crying. My eyes are just processing the update.

Me, healing: three tubs of ice cream and one season finale I've seen eleven times.

My ex said I'd never find someone like them. Thank goodness, honestly.

My ex texted 'hey stranger' like a pop-up ad I already closed.

Blocked them on everything. Even the weather app, just in case.

Main character energy: walking away slow-mo with no background music budget.

Glow up so loud my ex needs noise-canceling headphones.

Deleting old photos one by one like a museum curator with trust issues.

Self care night: face mask, sad playlist, zero texts sent.

My ex's hoodie is now my favorite cleaning rag.

They moved on fast. I moved on to a better streaming plan.

Dodged a bullet so hard I pulled a muscle.

My ex said I'd regret it. Still waiting. Very patiently. Very happily.

Revenge body loading. Currently at the revenge snack phase.

Heartbreak gym membership: crying counts as cardio.

Healing era: no ex, no stress, just me and my pool float.

Blocked, deleted, unfollowed, glowing.