Dodged a bullet so hard I pulled a muscle.

My ex said I'd regret it. Still waiting. Very patiently. Very happily.

Not crying. My eyes are just processing the update.

Self care night: face mask, sad playlist, zero texts sent.

My ex's hoodie is now my favorite cleaning rag.

Healing era: no ex, no stress, just me and my pool float.

Blocked them on everything. Even the weather app, just in case.