Work and Boss Life

Per my last email, this category is for people who survive meetings.

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This meeting could have been an email. That email could have been silence.

Per my last email means I'm being polite with a sword behind my back.

Work-life balance: I work, then I lie awake thinking about work.

My job description said 'fast-paced'. They meant 'on fire'.

Boss: 'Quick question.' Narrator: it was neither quick nor a question.

Let's circle back is office talk for 'never'.

My out-of-office reply is the most honest thing I've ever written.

Status set to busy. Watching videos of capybaras.

Back-to-back meetings with no lunch. My stomach is now presenting.

Sorry, you're on mute. A phrase I will say in my sleep.

Mandatory fun at 4 p.m. Bring your own enthusiasm.

Office birthday cake is the only reason some of us showed up.

Leaving at 5:00 exactly feels like a heist movie.

My real job title: professional email forwarder.

Multitasking: doing five things badly at the same time.

They said 'we're a family here'. That explains the drama.

Email starts with 'just following up'. Vibes: threatening.

Inbox zero? I've never even met inbox fifty.