I don't get mad. I get mildly inconvenient on purpose.

My comeback arrived three days late, but it arrived in style.

I don't start drama. I just send the receipts in high resolution.

I'll forgive you. I just have a really good memory and a lot of free time.

My revenge plan has a slideshow, a timeline and a soundtrack.

Ate your leftovers. Washed the container. Put it back empty. Peace was never an option.

Forgive and forget? I'm a forgive and keep a spreadsheet person.