Love when people tell me to calm down. Works every time. Said no one.

Sorry, my sarcasm setting is stuck on default.

Wow, that's so interesting. Please, tell me more never.

Bold of you to assume I was listening.

Your opinion has been noted and filed under 'later never'.

I'd explain it to you, but I left my crayons at home.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm just prioritizing literally everything else.