I'd explain it to you, but I left my crayons at home.

Sorry, my sarcasm setting is stuck on default.

Wow, that's so interesting. Please, tell me more never.

Bold of you to assume I was listening.

Your opinion has been noted and filed under 'later never'.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm just prioritizing literally everything else.

I'm not sassy. I'm just honest with extra seasoning.