Me pretending I'm not checking if they've been online. I'm checking.

Seen at 9:14 p.m. Investigation ongoing.

Analyzing their last message like it's evidence in a mystery series.

Left on read so long the message got its own birthday.

They didn't ghost me. They're just haunting someone else now.

Read at 2:14. It's 2:58. I've aged a decade.

Me checking if the message delivered for the 37th time.