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My dad's tech support is 'did you turn it off and walk away angry'.

Family dinner: three conversations, two grudges, one gravy boat.

Mom said 'we'll see', which is family code for 'no'.

Family road trip: 400 miles of 'are we there yet' and one wrong turn nobody admits.

Our family group chat is just mom sending blurry photos with 'look'.

I'm not asking twice is how every family legend starts.