Hot take? I'm the hot take.

Stream and chill? Nah. Blanket and actually chill. Literally cold.

Bubble bath and bad decisions, but only the bath part.

I'm basically a cinnamon roll: sweet, warm, slightly spicy.

Not saying we're a match, but the group chat already ships us.

Spice level: legally requires a warning label.

Warning: contents may cause blushing.