Karma doesn't need my help. It has my address.

Held the door for someone. Got a free coffee. Karma is a barista.

Tried to take the shortcut. The shortcut took me instead.

Karma is my favorite streaming series. New episodes daily.

Karma is just the universe hitting reply all.

Laughed at someone tripping. Immediately tripped. Lesson received.

Took the last donut. Spilled coffee on myself. Message received.